September 9, 2016 | No comments yet | Humor, Me Time, Parenting Advice

Mom Thoughts #momlife #momproblems

Looking for reader input again. Here are some mom thoughts that I had today. For moms everywhere, just getting shit done.

Top Ten Mom Thoughts:

  1. “I laughed so hard, I peed a little,” said no man ever.
  2. “Do these jeans look too mommish?” wondered no man ever.
  3. “Dinner is coming,” no man ever said in an ominous voice, mocking Game of Thrones.
  4. “This humidity is the worst for my hair,” said no man ever.
  5. “The amount of food that my daughter wastes could feed a small African nation,” no man ever thought guilty.
  6. “Those calories from that half eaten cookie don’t count,” said no man ever.
  7. “That hand soap in the bathroom needs to be refilled,” said no man ever.
  8. “Does Sarah have any pants that fit her?” thought no man ever. “Do I have any pants that fit me?”
  9. “Oh, you’re away on business, that’s one less mouth to feed at dinner,” thought no man ever.
  10. “Is this too much cleavage for school pick up?” wondered no man ever.



Hope that you can add your favorite mom thought to the comments below.


–Carissa Howard, Shopping for Time

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